You asked for it. Bacon-flavored condoms

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You asked for it. Bacon-flavored condoms

Post by WLJ » Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:07 am

Squeal like a pig.

Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/03/ ... p=features
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Re: You asked for it. Bacon-flavored condoms

Post by ssracer » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:49 am

Why do condoms need a flavor? If my dick's going where there are taste buds it ain't gonna be wrapped cause somebody's getting a protein shake

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Re: You asked for it. Bacon-flavored condoms

Post by DDgunslinger » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:51 am

ssracer wrote:Why do condoms need a flavor? If my dick's going where there are taste buds it ain't gonna be wrapped cause somebody's getting a protein shake

.... There is a lot that could be said here... But I think I'll just shake my head and walk away

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Re: You asked for it. Bacon-flavored condoms

Post by Bama » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:55 am

DDgunslinger wrote:
ssracer wrote:Why do condoms need a flavor? If my dick's going where there are taste buds it ain't gonna be wrapped cause somebody's getting a protein shake

.... There is a lot that could be said here... But I think I'll just shake my head and walk away
I think this forum would much rather hear what you have to say about that statement.
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Re: You asked for it. Bacon-flavored condoms

Post by DDgunslinger » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:58 am

Exhibit A.) Sean

Exhibit B.) Bacon condom

Exhibit C.) Female


Oh wait there is no exhibit C!?



I rest my case

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Re: You asked for it. Bacon-flavored condoms

Post by WLJ » Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:05 am

DDgunslinger wrote:Exhibit A.) Sean

Exhibit B.) Bacon condom

Exhibit C.) Female


Oh wait there is no exhibit C!?



I rest my case
After he blows her up there is a C
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Re: You asked for it. Bacon-flavored condoms

Post by DDgunslinger » Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:17 am

WLJ wrote:
DDgunslinger wrote:Exhibit A.) Sean

Exhibit B.) Bacon condom

Exhibit C.) Female


Oh wait there is no exhibit C!?



I rest my case
After he blows her up there is a C

Then Exhibit B would be irrelevant regardless of flavor... Unless exhibit A has exhibit B for his own private use. Which in itself would be disturbing...

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Re: You asked for it. Bacon-flavored condoms

Post by Ian » Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:20 am

I opened this thread laughing, thinking this had to be a joke.

After realizing it wasn't, and reading DD's responses... This is just all to creepy. Backing out slowly.. I was never here.
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