Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by ChickenLady » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:05 am

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Toddstang wrote:Since its Bardstown, is pants a requirement?
If I wear a dress, then I'm not wearing pants. So, no, pants aren't required

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except when you are teaching, then pants required
Yes!

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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by ChickenLady » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:05 am

nemo wrote:
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Toddstang wrote:Since its Bardstown, is pants a requirement?
If I wear a dress, then I'm not wearing pants. So, no, pants aren't required

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Oh, the can of worms you’ve just opened. Can I wear a kilt?


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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by Dustin » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:07 am

You know your inviting toecutter to wear a mini skirt.


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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by rustynuts » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:08 am

God, no.

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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by WLJ » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:10 am

Dustin wrote:You know your inviting toecutter to wear a mini skirt.


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Don't think he needs an invite for that.
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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by ChickenLady » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:13 am

Dustin wrote:You know your inviting toecutter to wear a mini skirt.


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I mean, I'm cool with whatever he identifies as

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Post by WLJ » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:16 am

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Dustin wrote:You know your inviting toecutter to wear a mini skirt.


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We're not exactly sure what that is just yet. It seems to be a moving target.
There are criminals among us who are both homicidal and incorrigible. Their parents took a shot at civilizing them and failed. Their school teachers took a shot at them and failed. The odds are overwhelming that government welfare programs and penal institutions took a shot at them and failed. If it ever becomes your turn to take a shot at them, don’t fail.

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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by nemo » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:35 pm

WELL..... I'm sure we have successfully managed to scare ANY new people from coming anywhere near us, and possibly violate a couple of court ordered proximity restrictions to boot.
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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by Toddstang » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:37 pm

Is there a condom machine in the restroom?

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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by WLJ » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:47 pm

nemo wrote:WELL..... I'm sure we have successfully managed to scare ANY new people from coming anywhere near us, and possibly violate a couple of court ordered proximity restrictions to boot.
And we're still sober
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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by Jff24Gordn » Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:11 am

Toddstang wrote:Is there a condom machine in the restroom?
You are only allowed to snort cocaine in the bathroom there.

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Post by Dustin » Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:39 am

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nemo wrote:WELL..... I'm sure we have successfully managed to scare ANY new people from coming anywhere near us, and possibly violate a couple of court ordered proximity restrictions to boot.
And we're still sober
Good times.
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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by ChickenLady » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:25 am

New people:

I promise there is no snorting, condoms, none of us drink, I am a upstanding member of the group, and we are fun.

You're safe to join us I promise


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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by irishrob » Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:10 pm

ChickenLady wrote:New people:

I promise there is no snorting, condoms, none of us drink, I am a upstanding member of the group, and we are fun.

You're safe to join us I promise


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Post by WLJ » Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:12 pm

ChickenLady wrote:New people:

I promise there is no snorting, condoms, none of us drink, I am a upstanding member of the group, and we are fun.

You're safe to join us I promise


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Half the posts on this forum say otherwise.
There are criminals among us who are both homicidal and incorrigible. Their parents took a shot at civilizing them and failed. Their school teachers took a shot at them and failed. The odds are overwhelming that government welfare programs and penal institutions took a shot at them and failed. If it ever becomes your turn to take a shot at them, don’t fail.

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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by ChickenLady » Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:24 pm

I
Oh dear

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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by iron369 » Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:48 pm

I work night shift downtown in Louisville so an armed guy in a dress snorting coke off of a public urinal with a condom wrapper is an ordinary Tuesday evening, but, as much as I’d like to meet some of you, if there’s no drinking, I’m out. Plus, it doesn’t take long to know that “upstanding member” is a bit of a stretch. Lol j/k
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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by ChickenLady » Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:50 pm

iron369 wrote:I work night shift downtown in Louisville so an armed guy in a dress snorting coke off of a public urinal with a condom wrapper is an ordinary Tuesday evening, but, as much as I’d like to meet some of you, if there’s no drinking, I’m out. Plus, it doesn’t take long to know that “upstanding member” is a bit of a stretch. Lol j/k
Fine ill drink my usual to make you come.

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Post by Rem700 » Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:17 pm

ChickenLady wrote:New people:

I promise there is no snorting, condoms, none of us drink, I am a upstanding member of the group, and we are fun.

You're safe to join us I promise


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She was drinking and snorting condoms while posting this............I SEEEEEENNNT IT!!!!!!!

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Post by ChickenLady » Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:42 pm

Rem700 wrote:
ChickenLady wrote:New people:

I promise there is no snorting, condoms, none of us drink, I am a upstanding member of the group, and we are fun.

You're safe to join us I promise


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She was drinking and snorting condoms while posting this............I SEEEEEENNNT IT!!!!!!!
I told you not to tell people we hang out

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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

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iron369 wrote:I work night shift downtown in Louisville so an armed guy in a dress snorting coke off of a public urinal with a condom wrapper is an ordinary Tuesday evening, but, as much as I’d like to meet some of you, if there’s no drinking, I’m out. Plus, it doesn’t take long to know that “upstanding member” is a bit of a stretch. Lol j/k
Was any of those people by chance wearing a KAC shirt?





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Post by Jff24Gordn » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:17 pm

WLJ wrote:
iron369 wrote:I work night shift downtown in Louisville so an armed guy in a dress snorting coke off of a public urinal with a condom wrapper is an ordinary Tuesday evening, but, as much as I’d like to meet some of you, if there’s no drinking, I’m out. Plus, it doesn’t take long to know that “upstanding member” is a bit of a stretch. Lol j/k
Was any of those people by chance wearing a KAC dress?





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Post by ProCroation » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:39 am

irishrob wrote:
ChickenLady wrote:New people:

I promise there is no snorting, condoms, none of us drink, I am a upstanding member of the group, and we are fun.

You're safe to join us I promise


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Bareback does feel better. :llama:
Omfg I just laughed too hard at this.
A cop stopped me on the street and said "we're looking for a mugger who fits your description" , so I said "okay I'll do it".

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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by ChickenLady » Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:03 pm

I swear we are normal.

I swear.

So. This I coming up

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Re: Wings and gunnnnnsssss!!!! May 19th

Post by Mike » Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:42 pm

ChickenLady wrote:
iron369 wrote:I work night shift downtown in Louisville so an armed guy in a dress snorting coke off of a public urinal with a condom wrapper is an ordinary Tuesday evening, but, as much as I’d like to meet some of you, if there’s no drinking, I’m out. Plus, it doesn’t take long to know that “upstanding member” is a bit of a stretch. Lol j/k
Fine ill drink my usual to make you come.

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That’s what she said....
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