This country is so screwed...
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This country is so screwed...
Just read that Burger King has pulled a new ad that it created because of an outcry of criticism that it is racist.
Why is the ad racist you ask?
Because it features Mary J Blige, a black performer, singing about their new chicken wrap. And that chicken wrap uses....gasp...fried chicken.
So the singer is black and the product contains fried chicken. Clearly this is an evil white devil conspiracy.
If people in this country had skin any thinner their organs would fall out.
You know what...I'm white...no...Irish/German-American ...and I friggin LOVE fried chicken!
Why is the ad racist you ask?
Because it features Mary J Blige, a black performer, singing about their new chicken wrap. And that chicken wrap uses....gasp...fried chicken.
So the singer is black and the product contains fried chicken. Clearly this is an evil white devil conspiracy.
If people in this country had skin any thinner their organs would fall out.
You know what...I'm white...no...Irish/German-American ...and I friggin LOVE fried chicken!
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Re: This country is so screwed...
For the love of god. Sooommmeeebody think of the chickens.
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Now I want fried chicken.
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^ you only say that because your a racist....
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This country is so screwed...
Need fried chicken and watermelon now....looks like its KFC and Paul's Fruit Market on the way home...
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Yes, KFC is not exactly great fried chicken, but it would be rude if I showed up at my grandpas house demanding he make me some
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Make it a combo and add water mellon fingers and grape drink baby.
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The people claiming racism are always the only ones in the room that look at nothing but race and are in fact the biggest racists in the room. I love fried chicken!
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Re: This country is so screwed...
So if I'm serving fried chicken and I offer it to a black person I'm racist right? But if I don't offer it to them I'm racist for not including them, right?
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