Airstrikes in Syria
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Airstrikes in Syria
So the president will be addressing the nation on the uptempo of airstrikes, especially in Syria. What do you think?
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Re: Airstrikes in Syria
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He needs to stop giving 2 weeks notice on shit. just shoot the damn missiles they will figure it out when they see the flash
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didn't he win that by just getting elected.ssracer wrote:How's that Nobel peace prize workin out
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what was it 3 min long?
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Re: Airstrikes in Syria
GolfToecutter1978 wrote:Well that went well... Anybody want to guess what will be next
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Yeah, the news said it would be a minimum of 10 minutes. Seemed like a rushed speech, more like why am I telling you all this.RecoilSensitive wrote:what was it 3 min long?
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Wonder how long that will last. I bet the US is footing the bill for those countries to attack.
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I for one support our president, congress, and military and their on going gutteral fear of a few thousand fools running around in a crap hole doing what you do when you live and play in a crap hole. I mean we got the Alcadiens, Tailbanies, Humass, and now the isso, isn't or isnot and a new group the Cromizones all a comming to chop all 350 million of our heads off on you tube. I support the flushing of 2 or 3 trillion more down the crapper in support of our moderate muslim brothers and sisters because the 10 or so trillion we have all ready flushed in that crap hole has worked great for us so far. The Terrorists are a comming the Terrorists are a comming.
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Re: Airstrikes in Syria
50bmg wrote:More like Nobel Doucheprize!ssracer wrote:How's that Nobel peace prize workin out
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LMAO!Toecutter1978 wrote:50bmg wrote:More like Nobel Doucheprize!ssracer wrote:How's that Nobel peace prize workin out
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Airstrikes in Syria
Egg farming lesson
Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had
several hundred
young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into
the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a
different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which
rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch
and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the
bells.
Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very
fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's
bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to
investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the
roosters coming, would run for cover. To Fred's
amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do
his job and walk on to the next one.
Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the
Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation
among the judges. The result was the judges not only
awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize, but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as
well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else
but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most
coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking
up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they
weren't paying attention?
Vote carefully in the next election, you can't always
hear the bells. If you
don’t send this on, you’re
chicken!
Aloha Snack-bar!!!
Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had
several hundred
young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into
the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a
different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which
rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch
and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the
bells.
Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very
fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's
bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to
investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the
roosters coming, would run for cover. To Fred's
amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do
his job and walk on to the next one.
Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the
Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation
among the judges. The result was the judges not only
awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize, but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as
well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else
but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most
coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking
up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they
weren't paying attention?
Vote carefully in the next election, you can't always
hear the bells. If you
don’t send this on, you’re
chicken!
Aloha Snack-bar!!!
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Re: Airstrikes in Syria
Damn I want some KFC for lunch now.
There are criminals among us who are both homicidal and incorrigible. Their parents took a shot at civilizing them and failed. Their school teachers took a shot at them and failed. The odds are overwhelming that government welfare programs and penal institutions took a shot at them and failed. If it ever becomes your turn to take a shot at them, don’t fail.