Polite way to say you have to go pee

[ChopperDoc]

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying:
'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said:I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.

[ssracer]

Little Johnny FTW

[Rem700]

little johnny has always been a prankster lol

[g19]

Hahaha thats awesome

[Ian]

+1 for little johnny

[JustShootIt]

[Livewire]

[Harleyx2]

With a son named John he hates them but i like them and that was a good one

[reverend dreed]

I need to go to the room where all the pricks hang out is my way of leaving the room to go to the bathroom

[325MOUTguru]

My Army buds and myself used to say we needed to negotiate the release of the chocolate hostage when we needed to drop off a SEAL team.

[son of liberty]

My Army buds and myself used to say we needed to negotiate the release of the chocolate hostage when we needed to drop off a SEAL team.

I love to hear the back and forth when it comes to tip of the spear guys.