Crazy Dodge Viper obsession

[Rext]

I wouldn't trade it for a new Corvette if that says anything.

Says we should be worried about your mental state....

This! And I hate on vettes all the time...But no one in their right mind could discredit the last Gen or two vettes. haha

Don't you guys worry. I like the new Corvettes and they are fast as hell and look great. But, they made more Corvettes last year than they have made Vipers since they have been in production every year combined. I would hate to be at a stoplight and another one pull up next to me,that doesn't happen to me now.

[Toecutter1978]

I wouldn't trade it for a new Corvette if that says anything.

Says we should be worried about your mental state....

This! And I hate on vettes all the time...But no one in their right mind could discredit the last Gen or two vettes. haha

Don't you guys worry. I like the new Corvettes and they are fast as hell and look great. But, they made more Corvettes last year than they have made Vipers since they have been in production every year combined. I would hate to be at a stoplight and another one pull up next to me,that doesn't happen to me now.

Yeah I know the feeling. When I'm at a light and another guy pulls up in a minivan similar to mine. The coolness factor drops slightly. That's why I got tint and cat decals on the windows to prove dominance.

[Dave1965]

What?? no zombie stick people on the van?

at least put a Soccer Mom MILF behind the wheel for the rest of us to ogle!

[Wyldman]

You people just ain't right!

Crush, kill, mangle, maim, destroy.

[ssracer]

I wouldn't trade it for a new Corvette if that says anything.

Says we should be worried about your mental state....

This! And I hate on vettes all the time...But no one in their right mind could discredit the last Gen or two vettes. haha

Don't you guys worry. I like the new Corvettes and they are fast as hell and look great. But, they made more Corvettes last year than they have made Vipers since they have been in production every year combined. I would hate to be at a stoplight and another one pull up next to me,that doesn't happen to me now.

cause there's only ever 10 in running order on the road at any one time in the U.S.?

[Toecutter1978]

What?? no zombie stick people on the van?

at least put a Soccer Mom MILF behind the wheel for the rest of us to ogle!

I can put a DILF sticker on there for you fruit loops.

[jackalo626]

I wouldn't trade it for a new Corvette if that says anything.

Says we should be worried about your mental state....

This! And I hate on vettes all the time...But no one in their right mind could discredit the last Gen or two vettes. haha

Don't you guys worry. I like the new Corvettes and they are fast as hell and look great. But, they made more Corvettes last year than they have made Vipers since they have been in production every year combined. I would hate to be at a stoplight and another one pull up next to me,that doesn't happen to me now.

Yeah I know the feeling. When I'm at a light and another guy pulls up in a minivan similar to mine. The coolness factor drops slightly. That's why I got tint and cat decals on the windows to prove dominance.

Epic

[jackalo626]

Vette's are junk.


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You've been huffing too much paint brother. When you come back down from it let us know.

[Rem700]

Vette's are junk.


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You've been huffing too much paint brother. When you come back down from it let us know.

Come on Jack! Leaf Springs on a sports car? Out of all the sports cars i would never buy a vette. It will go fast.....in a straight line, but good luck staying on the road in the turns.

[ssracer]

Vette's are junk.


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You've been huffing too much paint brother. When you come back down from it let us know.

Come on Jack! Leaf Springs on a sports car? Out of all the sports cars i would never buy a vette. It will go fast.....in a straight line, but good luck staying on the road in the turns.

The latest do still employ a fiberglass mono leaf mounted transversely to help with anti roll...but it's hardly a solid axel car with traditional leaf spring suspension. And the new Z06 can pull 1.2 lateral G....your arguments are invalid

[Toecutter1978]

Ah right. This calls for a KAC race. A no holds barred, bring what ya got. The race will consist of how many grocery bags/car seats fit, cornering at the pickup/drop-off lane at school, most accurate cruise control at 65, and the hardest test of them all. The dreaded miles per gallon.

This will separate the men from the broken downtrodden husbands.

[Dave1965]

Vette's are junk.


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You've been huffing too much paint brother. When you come back down from it let us know.

Come on Jack! Leaf Springs on a sports car? Out of all the sports cars i would never buy a vette. It will go fast.....in a straight line, but good luck staying on the road in the turns.

The latest do still employ a fiberglass mono leaf mounted transversely to help with anti roll...but it's hardly a solid axel car with traditional leaf spring suspension. And the new Z06 can pull 1.2 lateral G....your arguments are invalid

yeah what he said, we old geezers know the cars

(well sean anyway, now I am off to look for a gold impala)

[ssracer]

Ah right. This calls for a KAC race. A no holds barred, bring what ya got. The race will consist of how many grocery bags/car seats fit, cornering at the pickup/drop-off lane at school, most accurate cruise control at 65, and the hardest test of them all. The dreaded miles per gallon.

This will separate the men from the broken downtrodden husbands.

I was worried at first, but after reading the criteria I'm in...I may lose a little in space to the minivans, but I got you in the low speed cornering....

[ssracer]

Vette's are junk.


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You've been huffing too much paint brother. When you come back down from it let us know.

Come on Jack! Leaf Springs on a sports car? Out of all the sports cars i would never buy a vette. It will go fast.....in a straight line, but good luck staying on the road in the turns.

The latest do still employ a fiberglass mono leaf mounted transversely to help with anti roll...but it's hardly a solid axel car with traditional leaf spring suspension. And the new Z06 can pull 1.2 lateral G....your arguments are invalid

yeah what he said, we old geezers know the cars

(well sean anyway, now I am off to look for a gold impala)

sure...one up me with an impala...I see how it is

[jackalo626]

Vette's are junk.


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You've been huffing too much paint brother. When you come back down from it let us know.

Come on Jack! Leaf Springs on a sports car? Out of all the sports cars i would never buy a vette. It will go fast.....in a straight line, but good luck staying on the road in the turns.

Many trophies prove otherwise but I digress.

[jackalo626]

Vette's are junk.


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You've been huffing too much paint brother. When you come back down from it let us know.

Come on Jack! Leaf Springs on a sports car? Out of all the sports cars i would never buy a vette. It will go fast.....in a straight line, but good luck staying on the road in the turns.

The latest do still employ a fiberglass mono leaf mounted transversely to help with anti roll...but it's hardly a solid axel car with traditional leaf spring suspension. And the new Z06 can pull 1.2 lateral G....your arguments are invalid

Correct, even though it puts me against my boy rem

[Rem700]

Vette's are junk.


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You've been huffing too much paint brother. When you come back down from it let us know.

Come on Jack! Leaf Springs on a sports car? Out of all the sports cars i would never buy a vette. It will go fast.....in a straight line, but good luck staying on the road in the turns.

The latest do still employ a fiberglass mono leaf mounted transversely to help with anti roll...but it's hardly a solid axel car with traditional leaf spring suspension. And the new Z06 can pull 1.2 lateral G....your arguments are invalid

Lol guess im out of the loop on the new stuff. I just remember the guy that lived next to my old boss was all about vettes. Mostly classics but every once in a while he would get a newer one in to fix up and sell off and he was always bitching about how the leaf springs were shit and made Chevy look stupid compared to other sports cars.

[Rem700]

Vette's are junk.


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You've been huffing too much paint brother. When you come back down from it let us know.

Come on Jack! Leaf Springs on a sports car? Out of all the sports cars i would never buy a vette. It will go fast.....in a straight line, but good luck staying on the road in the turns.

The latest do still employ a fiberglass mono leaf mounted transversely to help with anti roll...but it's hardly a solid axel car with traditional leaf spring suspension. And the new Z06 can pull 1.2 lateral G....your arguments are invalid

Correct, even though it puts me against my boy rem

Its all good. What fun would life be if we agreed on everything!

I own no sports cars anyway so anything i say is completely irrelevant in this conversation!

My 98 camry is baller.

[Dave1965]

Vette's are junk.


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You've been huffing too much paint brother. When you come back down from it let us know.

Come on Jack! Leaf Springs on a sports car? Out of all the sports cars i would never buy a vette. It will go fast.....in a straight line, but good luck staying on the road in the turns.

The latest do still employ a fiberglass mono leaf mounted transversely to help with anti roll...but it's hardly a solid axel car with traditional leaf spring suspension. And the new Z06 can pull 1.2 lateral G....your arguments are invalid

yeah what he said, we old geezers know the cars

(well sean anyway, now I am off to look for a gold impala)

sure...one up me with an impala...I see how it is

My bad, thought you had a impala, will settle for Malibu..

considered looking for my son a gold car for his new ride (but a used car)...just to see what he would say.

[Dave1965]

excuse me....champagne silver color

[jackalo626]

Vette's are junk.


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You've been huffing too much paint brother. When you come back down from it let us know.

Come on Jack! Leaf Springs on a sports car? Out of all the sports cars i would never buy a vette. It will go fast.....in a straight line, but good luck staying on the road in the turns.

The latest do still employ a fiberglass mono leaf mounted transversely to help with anti roll...but it's hardly a solid axel car with traditional leaf spring suspension. And the new Z06 can pull 1.2 lateral G....your arguments are invalid

Correct, even though it puts me against my boy rem

Its all good. What fun would life be if we agreed on everything!

I own no sports cars anyway so anything i say is completely irrelevant in this conversation!

My 98 camry is baller.

It even made you money recently so it might even be cooler.....MIGHT lol.

[Rem700]

Hahaha good point.

[rustynuts]

Ah right. This calls for a KAC race. A no holds barred, bring what ya got. The race will consist of how many grocery bags/car seats fit, cornering at the pickup/drop-off lane at school, most accurate cruise control at 65, and the hardest test of them all. The dreaded miles per gallon.

This will separate the men from the broken downtrodden husbands.

I'll race anyone in anything.

[Rem700]

Ah right. This calls for a KAC race. A no holds barred, bring what ya got. The race will consist of how many grocery bags/car seats fit, cornering at the pickup/drop-off lane at school, most accurate cruise control at 65, and the hardest test of them all. The dreaded miles per gallon.

This will separate the men from the broken downtrodden husbands.

I'll race anyone in anything.

I taught Ken Block everything he knows.....you don't stand a chance! This is the internet so its true!

[Toecutter1978]

Ah right. This calls for a KAC race. A no holds barred, bring what ya got. The race will consist of how many grocery bags/car seats fit, cornering at the pickup/drop-off lane at school, most accurate cruise control at 65, and the hardest test of them all. The dreaded miles per gallon.

This will separate the men from the broken downtrodden husbands.

I'll race anyone in anything.

Ok, Rules:

1. Grocery bag must be filled with actual items, not balloons or fluff
2. Car seats can include those booster seats for older children(or midgets) however if vehicle is equipped with harness restraints, they must be used for car seats, so no doubling up on a bench seat made for two.
3. Any school, better on Friday afternoons which are the busiest. If you don't have any kids(go borrow some)
4. We need Mike and his speed gun for the cruise portion.
5. Owners manual fuel data will not work. Set location from Roosters to Roosters with a full tank. Loser buys wings.




Uh, that's all I can think of.