Kentucky Armory Club

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A little boy goes trick-or-treating as a pirate. He gets to the first doorstep and the woman says, "What are you supposed to be?" He says, "I'm a birate!" She says, "I think you mean you're a pirate." He says, "That's what I said. I'm a birate!" She says, "Well, aren't you cute! Where are your bucaneers?" He looks at her a little confused for a minute and then answers, "They're under my buckin' hat!"

Why don't witches wear underwear?

They can't keep a good grip on the broom!

Happy Halloween.