http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... e/4431131/
People don't maim people, shoes maim people. It certainly couldn't have been this pimp's intention to hurt the non-paying john, could it? Had to be the Jordans. Had to be.
Nike shoes are dangerous weapons?
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Re: Nike shoes are dangerous weapons?
Any one remember the Nike "It Gotta be the shoes" commercials? They were right!
There are criminals among us who are both homicidal and incorrigible. Their parents took a shot at civilizing them and failed. Their school teachers took a shot at them and failed. The odds are overwhelming that government welfare programs and penal institutions took a shot at them and failed. If it ever becomes your turn to take a shot at them, don’t fail.
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Re: Nike shoes are dangerous weapons?
A bill just introduced in the California Legislature would limit shoes to 10 toes. Arguments are currently going on on whether or not the wording should limit 10 toes per shoe or 5 toes per shoe in a pair. Right wing opposition to the bill was met with cries of "it's for the children"
This just in, A rider bill has been added that would ban the "shoulder thing that goes up".
This just in, A rider bill has been added that would ban the "shoulder thing that goes up".
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There are criminals among us who are both homicidal and incorrigible. Their parents took a shot at civilizing them and failed. Their school teachers took a shot at them and failed. The odds are overwhelming that government welfare programs and penal institutions took a shot at them and failed. If it ever becomes your turn to take a shot at them, don’t fail.
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Re: Nike shoes are dangerous weapons?
Why would you ever put your J's in danger of being scuffed? This guy is crazy. "Keep them thangs fresh"!
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Re: Nike shoes are dangerous weapons?
You mean off him.Mike wrote:This guy is getting the attention he wants. They should up his sentence for being a complete idiot.
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Re: Nike shoes are dangerous weapons?
This is the most inane crap I've ever heard of. This asshole is simply doing his best to undermine & clog up the system with obviously frivolous bullshit and shouldn't be allowed to.
This is horseshit of the first fucking order.
This is horseshit of the first fucking order.
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"That boy's paradigm don't always add up to four nickels...."
"That boy's paradigm don't always add up to four nickels...."
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Re: Nike shoes are dangerous weapons?
get so tired of reading stupidity like this.... a $.15 bullet will take care of it..
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